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The wife was complaining that she couldn't sleep with my snoring.

So I went to the Pharmacist and bought this new snoring mask, its great!

You can wrap it on your wife's face and you can't hear her fucking complain.
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Joke by jokeywokey, in Jokes with no home > Marriage - Tagged wife , complain , snore , mask  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 5 months ago

Jade Goody has said in an interview that if she lost her hair through chemotherapy then she wouldn't wear a wig... Would it be wrong to suggest a mask?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by whogivesashit, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged ugly , mask , hair , loss , chemo , pig  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 3 months ago

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