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| If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate ...Do you think: (a) You need more time together, (b) She's a prude, or (c) She should sit somewhere else on the bus? |    |
Joke by nahgut, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged masterbating , bus , woman - Current Score: 406 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A boy goes into the bathroom and starts pleasuring himself, forgetting that he hasn't locked the door. In walks his Mum. "Erm... I... erm..." "That's OK", says his Mum, "but this is how you should do it" and she demonstrates ... anyhow, they get so carried away that before you know it, they're fully at it on the bathroom floor. When they finish, she says "you're even better than your father" to which the son says, "yep, that's what my sister said too". | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged dad , mum , incest , shagging , masterbating , hand job - Current Score: 66 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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