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| Skimpy black dress: £60 Sparkly shoes: £80 Expensive make-up: £45 Nightclub ticket: £10 Seeing the look on her face as she wakes up in a filthy flat, covered in semen, you next to her with a massive grin on your face - priceless. There are some things money can't buy - in which case, use ROHYPNOL. |    |
Joke by laba, in Sex and shit > Drugs - Tagged slag , bitch , club , dress , shoes , woman , bird , rohypnol , rape , drugs , mastercard , priceless - Current Score: 187 - Added: 3 months ago
| New football boots - 150 Pounds. New haircut - 50 Pounds. Providing your family with luxury accommodation for 3 weeks - 3000 Pounds. Losing the Euro 08 cup final, Champions League final, Premier League final day show down, League cup final and FA cup quarter final all in the same season... Fucking priceless. There are some things money can't buy but for everything else there's Ballackcard. | |
Joke by jazza l s, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Ballack - Tagged michael ballack , loser , mastercard - Current Score: 79 - Added: 7 months ago
| Why don't master card & visa work well in France? The fuckers don't know how to say charge. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged france , mastercard , visa - Current Score: 40 - Added: 4 months ago
| McCartney's Wealth - £775.7m Heather Mills Settlement - £24.3m Walking - Priceless | |
Joke by kie99, in Celebrity and news events > Paul McCartney - Tagged mastercard , heather , paul , mccartney - Current Score: 13 - Added: 10 months ago
| Restaurant Coupon -£10 Framing her parents-£2500 Booking an extra flight home-£150 Having sex with a celebrity every night-priceless | |
Joke by goldenbellend, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie - Tagged mastercard , madeleine mccann - Current Score: 5 - Added: 5 days ago
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