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| Scientists say that masturbation significantly decreases the chances of getting testicular cancer. Yeah, like we need an excuse. |    |
Joke by Thornado, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged masturbate , masturbating , masturbation , cancer , testicle - Current Score: 212 - Added: 1 week ago
| Two gay men had just finished bum sex, and the first one went to the bathroom. He told the other one - "Don't have a wank, I'll be back in a minute." When he came back there was cum everywhere. He said - "I said don't have a wank!" The other man said "I didn't ... I farted." | |
Joke by MikeLit, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged father , masturbating , farted , gay - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A woman was chucked off Who Wants to be a Millionaire last week for masturbating. I don't think she quite understood "fastest finger first." | |
Joke by -mazda3-, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged woman , who wants to be a millionaire , masturbating - Current Score: 19 - Added: 5 months, 28 days ago
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