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| I got an email from my mate in the States earlier. He said, "can you give me some help with my math?" I said, "It's mathS. Add an 'S' on the end you cunt". Later I got an email back, "can you also give me some help with my Englishs?" |    |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged math , maths , americans - Current Score: 32 - Added: 5 months ago
| When he was young John Prescott wasn't keen to study the subject of maths... Until they told him it has a never ending pi | |
Joke by Spuggy, in Celebrity and news events > John Prescott - Tagged john prescott , pi , math - Current Score: 16 - Added: 7 months ago
| There's a gorgeous female mathematician in a bar and she sets a problem for the Accountant, Physicist, and Engineer present. Every second they must halve the distance between them self and her. If they can solve the problem and reach her, they can have her. The Accountant is first to try. He soon gives up, complaining he was never much good at proper mathematics. The Physicist, then gets out some paper, writes down some regression forumulae and comes up with the answer there is not point in trying. She can never be reached. The Engineer then slowly starts moving towards the mathematician in regular steps, unzipping his trousers as he does so. Horrified, she asks him if he understood the conclusion of the Physicist. He replies "Oh Yeah, I worked all that out ages ago, but I reckon I can get within practical working distance!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Engineers Jokes - Tagged math , accountant , bar , engineer , physicist , sex , woman - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Why can't gingers do trigonometry? Because they can't get a tan! | |
Joke by downsyndromedruglord, in Religion and racism > Ginger - Tagged ginger , trigonometry , tan , math , maths - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 months ago
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