Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest
Showing all jokes.
| The McCanns have just sent a short message to the Matthews family. All it said was.. "fucking amateurs"! |    |
Joke by Karen Mathews Lover, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged abduction , mcanns , mathews - Current Score: 139 - Added: 7 months ago
| After some deliberation, it is decided that Shannon Matthews will be placed into foster care. After much negotiation, London Zoo has agreed to take her on, though she will have her own enclosure so as not to frighten the other animals and signs will be placed to warn guests before entering. | |
Joke by Ravage monster, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged mathews , ugly - Current Score: 12 - Added: 7 months ago
| after the arrest of shannon's father press quizzed the police "when did you begin to suspect something was up?" "when we saw the wife!' | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged shannon , mathews , matthews , peado , peadophile , wife , ugly , butters , poor , smelly , tesco workers - Current Score: 9 - Added: 7 months ago
| Carlsberg didn't make Shannon Matthews... but if they did... they'd probably do a better job of her | |
Joke by buzz-lightyear, in Jokes with no home > carlsberg - Tagged shannon , mathews , carlsberg - Current Score: 6 - Added: 7 months ago
Showing all jokes.
Custurd spent 0.03ms doing 6 queries and 0.01s processing. She's 1.67% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel