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| Teenagers will be collecting their A-level results today, with pass rates in Maths expected to top 97%. The other 8% Failed |    |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged maths , a levels - Current Score: 138 - Added: 3 months ago
| Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father." "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied BILLY. "But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the FUCKING! difference?" asks the father? "That's what I said!" | |
Joke by Nino 9 LFC, in Jokes with no home > Boys - Tagged maths , swearing - Current Score: 89 - Added: 6 months, 26 days ago
| Little Johnny was in his maths lesson one day when his teacher asked him a question to see if he was paying attention. "If I gave you £20", she began, "and you gave £5 to Mary, £5 to Sally and £5 to Susan, what would you have?". Johnny thought about this and then answered, "An orgy?" | |
Joke by pdf1, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged little johnny , maths , teacher , orgy - Current Score: 64 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| 3.14159265 people walked into a restaurant. They sat down and ordered pi. | |
Joke by mike_dale14, in Jokes with no home > Maths - Tagged pi , maths , restaurant , 3141 - Current Score: 56 - Added: 3 months ago
| There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those who don't | |
Joke by Monkeyman, in Jokes with no home > Maths - Tagged binary , maths , numbers - Current Score: 50 - Added: 10 months ago
| In the news today apparently 50% of England's schools are not teaching mathematics well enough, Doesn't sound that bad to me, still less than a quarter. | |
Joke by Haynz, in Jokes with no home > Maths - Tagged maths , teaching , percentages - Current Score: 35 - Added: 2 months ago
| I got an email from my mate in the States earlier. He said, "can you give me some help with my math?" I said, "It's mathS. Add an 'S' on the end you cunt". Later I got an email back, "can you also give me some help with my Englishs?" | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged math , maths , americans - Current Score: 29 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| The U.S. Department of Education announced today that 2 of 3 students do badly in grammar, but the other half are doing good in maths. | |
Joke by durjaya, in Celebrity and news events > Americans - Tagged usa , school , maths , americans - Current Score: 23 - Added: 2 months ago
| Rt HON Ed Balls MP, Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families, has announced his concerns over the current education plan, after below average marks were achieved in this years national SATS exams. He is quoted as saying, "half of the country's children can't read, half can't write, and the other third can't add up..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Government - Tagged sats , exams , write , read , maths - Current Score: 21 - Added: 4 months ago
| The Evolution of British Maths Teaching 1. Teaching Maths In 1970 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1980 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or £80. What is his profit? 3. Teaching Maths In 1990 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for £100. His cost of production is £80. Did he make a profit? 4. Teaching Maths In 2000 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for £100. His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20. 5. Teaching Maths In 2007 A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of £20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: how did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers. ) 6. Teaching Maths 2017 <Arabic Text> my apologies. it didnt come out right Wait, so Arab doesn't work on Sickipedia? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! | |
Joke by aliaSligo, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged maths - Current Score: 20 - Added: 7 months, 23 days ago
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