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Overheard at the gynaecologist's surgery.

"Hello Mrs Ellis, I have some great news for you!

"It's Miss Ellis, not Mrs.!"

"In that case, Miss Ellis, I have some bad news for you!"
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Joke by geebee, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged miss , mrs , good , bad , news , classic , carry on up your cunt , matron , kenneth williams  - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months ago

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