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| I was reading about Shannon Matthews' mum earlier today, that she's got 7 kids by 5 different fathers. Personally, I think that's fucking disgusting... I mean, what man would want to shag her twice? |    |
Joke by DDJ, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged shannon , shannon matthews , matthews , shannons mum , dewsbury , karen matthews - Current Score: 270 - Added: 5 months ago
| What does Shannon Matthews and a porno mag have in common? You hide them under your bed when you're done with them. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , matthews , porno - Current Score: 226 - Added: 5 months ago
| What's the difference between Maddie McCann and Shannon Matthews? People actually wanted Maddie to be found. | |
Joke by maxmoore, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged ugly , bitch , shannon , matthews , maddy , mcann , shannon matthews , maddie , maxmoore - Current Score: 196 - Added: 5 months ago
| If beauty is skin deep then Karen Matthews must have been born inside out! | |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged matthews , karen , shannon , ugly , slapper - Current Score: 100 - Added: 4 months ago
| I've always believed in God inspite of war and evil in the world, and I believed that there is beauty in everything deep down. This all changed when I saw Karen Matthews. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged karen , matthews , shannon , ugly , god , albinobob - Current Score: 83 - Added: 4 months ago
| Shannon Matthews has been found safe and well. Her first words were, "Have Newcastle won yet?" "Fuck off," replies the copper, "You've only been missing a month..." | |
Joke by Zardoz, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , matthews , newcastle , united - Current Score: 68 - Added: 5 months ago
| After winning the Junior UK hide and seek championships, Shannon Matthews will now travel abroad to take on the current European Champion, Madeleine McCann. Correction: the current European champion is in fact Anne Frank, who successfully hid for almost 5 years before being caught. Maddie has only been gone about 18 months. Besides, we all know she's buried in the woods. Further correction: Anne Franks record was broken by Austrian Elisabeth Fritzl, who was hidden for 24 years. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged maddie , mccann , shannon , matthews , hide and seek , shannon matthews , champion - Current Score: 47 - Added: 5 months ago
| Shannon Matthews will have had all her self esteem and confidence destroyed by the events of the last three weeks. She couldn't even get a shag off a paedophile! | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , matthews , again , boring - Current Score: 46 - Added: 5 months ago
| Helpful hint for ugly birds - move to Dewsbury.I mean,if Karen Matthews can get 5 different shags... | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged ugly , birds , dewsbury , karen , matthews - Current Score: 35 - Added: 4 months ago
| The Matthews family are being head-hunted for an entire series of the Jeremy Kyle Show. So far they've been offered four packs of Lambert & Butler, six cans of Special Brew and a dog-eared copy of Razzle. Negotiations are stuck on their demands for a KFC Family Bucket; the show producers can't afford a bucket big enough for the Matthews Family. Ocean Finance advert makers are said to be preparing a counter-offer to include a supermarket dash around Cash Converters and three Lotto scratch-cards. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged matthews , shannon , karen matthews , craig meehan , jeremy kyle - Current Score: 20 - Added: 4 months ago
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