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| I was reading about Shannon Matthews' mum earlier today, that she's got 7 kids by 5 different fathers. Personally, I think that's fucking disgusting... I mean, what man would want to shag her twice? |    |
Joke by DDJ, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged shannon , shannon matthews , matthews , shannons mum , dewsbury , karen matthews - Current Score: 385 - Added: 10 months ago
| What does Shannon Matthews and a porno mag have in common? You hide them under your bed when you're done with them. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , matthews , porno - Current Score: 242 - Added: 10 months ago
| If beauty is skin deep then Karen Matthews must have been born inside out! | |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged matthews , karen , shannon , ugly , slapper - Current Score: 105 - Added: 9 months ago
| I've always believed in God in spite of war and evil in the world, and I believed that there is beauty in everything deep down. This all changed when I saw Karen Matthews. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged karen , matthews , shannon , ugly , god - Current Score: 83 - Added: 9 months ago
| Shannon Matthews has been found safe and well. Her first words were, "Have Newcastle won yet?" "Fuck off," replies the copper, "You've only been missing a month..." | |
Joke by Zardoz, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , matthews , newcastle , united - Current Score: 77 - Added: 10 months ago
| Shannon Matthews real father, Bernard Matthews, has been arrested as his computer had pictures of a fowl nature. | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , matthews , fowl , child , porn , computer - Current Score: 76 - Added: 4 months ago
| Shannon Matthews will have had all her self esteem and confidence destroyed by the events of the last three weeks. She couldn't even get a shag off a paedophile! | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , matthews , again , boring - Current Score: 55 - Added: 10 months ago
| Helpful hint for ugly birds - move to Dewsbury.I mean,if Karen Matthews can get 5 different shags... | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged ugly , birds , dewsbury , karen , matthews - Current Score: 43 - Added: 9 months ago
| "The Shannon Matthews Collectors' Plate" http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V5jYS8eezmU/STw7EcnhlDI/AAAAAAAAARo/Ut5-TuafGms/s1600-h/Shannonplate-R1.JPG I bought the Maddie one, but it turned out to be blank. | |
Joke by Mach, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged plate , shannon , matthews , maddie , link , picture - Current Score: 34 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Karen Matthews has been found guilty of the kidnap and false imprisonment of her daughter Shannon. However, she will only receive a light sentence after the judge took into account the favour she was doing for society. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged karen , shannon , matthews , guilty - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 month ago
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