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| A young man brings his girlfriend home. But unfortunately, he has to share the top half of a bunk bed with his little brother. They start feeling horny and they come up with a plan on how not to disturb the younger brother who is sleeping on the bottom of the bunk bed. The boyfriend says to his girlfriend, "When you want it faster, say 'ketchup'. And when you want it slower, say 'mustard.'" So they go at it for a while and, after about 15 minutes, the younger brother speaks up and says, "Guys, quit making sandwiches up there, because you just dripped mayonnaise all over my face!" |    |
Joke by HSJay, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged lettuce , sex , tomato , mayonnaise - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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