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| Kate McCann has said in an interview that Maddie was a real terror when she was two - always kicking, screaming and throwing tantrums in the middle of the supermarket. She grew out of it though - it was only a midlife crisis. |    |
Joke by RobBWFC, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged maddie , midlife crisis , mccann - Current Score: 226 - Added: 1 month ago
| In a bid to have the story of Madeleine's abduction told from her perspective, Kate McCann has today had her diarys published by The News Of The World. I was both shocked and saddened to learn that nowhere to be found was the phrase "my daughter got fucked to death and it's all my fault." | |
Joke by greasyelvis, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged kate mccann , guilty cunt , maddie , mccann , paedo , madeleine - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 months ago
| There was a young girl called Maddy, Who was killed by her mummy and daddy, The murder began, With a McCann and a Megane, But was blamed on a portugese baddy. | |
Joke by roblaw, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie - Tagged maddy , maddie , kate , gerry , mccann , dead baby , baby , abduction , peado - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 week ago
| I don't know what the fuss is about this Madeleine McCann girl. If paedophilia was legal, she would still be alive. | |
Joke by simon1210, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged mccann , paedophilia - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
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