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My mate rang me and asked if I fancied going out to see The Killers last night.
Turned out to be the McCanns doing another press conference.
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Joke by bawbag, in Celebrity and news events > The Killers - Tagged mccanns , killers , madeleine mccann  - Current Score: 241 - Added: 1 month ago

Kate and Gerry were watching the news and the story came on about Karen Matthews conning money out of the public via the "disappearance" of Shannon.

Gerry said, "fucking amateurs."
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Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged mccanns , matthews'  - Current Score: 53 - Added: 7 months ago

Why don't the McCanns give Madeleine's name to the Child Support Agency?

They'll fucking find her.
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Joke by rodgersofloughborough, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleines , mccann , mccanns , madeleine , child , support , agency , find  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 6 months ago

I've just seen that a couple coming back from Israel left their three-year-old daughter in the duty free shop and boarded the plane. The McCanns must have been on holiday again.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by thereddevil, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged mccanns  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 months ago

Police are trialling Sarah's Law in parts of the country which will let parents know if sex offenders are living in their local area.

I think house prices around the McCann's home might take a bit of a tumble!
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Joke by mightyboosh, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged sarahs law , mccanns  - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 months ago

Whats worse than letting the Mccanns take your kids on holiday?

Letting Chris Benoit Babysit.
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Joke by Fatt, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie And Shannon - Tagged chris benoit , maddie , mccanns  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 month ago

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