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| After her recent rant on GMTV, a psychologist said that Heather Mills is clearly unbalanced. Sir Paul phoned in and said that a couple of beermats under her left leg does the trick. | ![]() |
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather mills , mucca , mccartney , wooden leg , jonathan ross - Current Score: 220 - Added: 9 months ago
| What's the difference between Heather Mills and your car? You don't burst out laughing whenever your car has a breakdown. | ![]() |
Joke by TGS, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mills , mccartney , slut , golddigging , porno , bitch , fuckhead , one leg , fucktard , greedy , hypocrite , raspberry , pathetic creature , arab prostitute - Current Score: 166 - Added: 9 months ago
| Paul McCartney bought his wife a new artificial leg for Christmas. It wasn't her main present, it was just a stocking filler. | ![]() |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged mccartney , paul , leg , christmas , stocking , filler , paul mccartney , heather mills , heather , mills - Current Score: 123 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's the difference between Heather Mills and Northern Rock? One has got 25 million quid, is a bit wobbly and fucks old people with lots of savings. The other one's a building society. | ![]() |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged mills , mccartney , northern , rock - Current Score: 98 - Added: 5 months ago
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged mccartney , mills , knee , leg , paul , heather , paul mccartney , heather mills - Current Score: 86 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
Joke by kie99, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mccartney , divorce , marriage - Current Score: 77 - Added: 5 months ago
| Paul McCartney has bought his wife a plane for Christmas. But she'll still use a razor on the other leg. | ![]() |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged mccartney , paul , plane , christmas , leg , paul mccartney , heather mills , heather , mills - Current Score: 63 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Paul stood upon the grassy bank, His heart was all a-quiver, She took off her suspender belt, And her leg fell in the river. | ![]() |
Joke by Geoff the Clownfish, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged poem , heather mills , paul mccartney , beatles , leg , river , heather , mills , paul , mccartney - Current Score: 53 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm buggered, who in their right mind would want a one legged gold digger?" His mate replies "Try Paul McCartney" | ![]() |
Joke by Drifter, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mccartney , leg , gold digger - Current Score: 45 - Added: 6 months, 30 days ago
| Did you know Heather McCartney did a hardcore porn film? A guy offered me the DVD. I said, "counterfeit?" He said, "one." | ![]() |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mills , mccartney , porn - Current Score: 45 - Added: 7 months ago
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