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| What's nine inches long and dangles in front of a cunt? Steve McLaren's tie |    |
Joke by Monkeyman, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged football , soccer , mcclaren , cunt - Current Score: 277 - Added: 11 months ago
| At a recent England football training camp, Wayne Rooney collects the ball and dribbles around Shaun Wright-Phillips, Rio Ferdinand, Micah Richards, Ashley Cole and finally Emile Heskey. Steve McClaren shouts: "Around the fucking CONES Wayne, the fucking CONES" | |
Joke by gangrath, in Celebrity and news events > Wayne Rooney - Tagged rooney , heskey , wright-phillips , ferdinand , mcclaren - Current Score: 85 - Added: 1 year ago
| ***WARNING FOR ANYONE WITH SAT NAV*** Huge faults being reported all on all makes and models. Apparently, England cannot be found anywhere in Europe | |
Joke by Monkeyman, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged england , football , soccer , mcclaren , sat nav - Current Score: 44 - Added: 11 months ago
| Steve McClaren was out shopping when he spied a little, old, mentally handicapped cripple with one arm and one leg, struggling with his heavy shopping. feeling samaritan like, he said; "excuse me friend, but can you manage?" "yes" he replied "and so much fucking better than you can" | |
Joke by Holmesie, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged mcclaren , england , croatia , cripple - Current Score: 10 - Added: 11 months ago
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