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| There is a massive tailback on the M6 and a lorry driver caught up in it asks a man, who happens to be walking along the line of traffic, "what the hell is going on?" The man replies, "haven't you heard? Terrorists have captured the bus carrying the Liverpool team and are threatening to torch the bus if their demands aren't met. So I've organized a whip-round." "How much is everyone giving?" askes the lorry driver. "About a gallon each," replies the man. |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Steve McClaren - Tagged mclaren , venables , barwick , england , football - Current Score: 155 - Added: 11 months ago
| Ferrari's Formula 1 team manager decided to employ some Liverpudlian teenagers as their pit crew. This was because of their renowned skill at removing car wheels quickly. At the first practice session, not only did they change all 4 wheels in 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged & sold the fucker to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed & some pictures of David Coulthard's bird getting shagged up the arse. | |
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged scousers , formula 1 , sport , liverpool , ferrari , mclaren , car , car thieves - Current Score: 149 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What's the difference between Lewis Hamilton and the England football team? Lewis Hamilton still has a McLaren... | |
Joke by Storm, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged lewis , hamilton , england , steve , mclaren , maclaren - Current Score: 85 - Added: 11 months ago
| What's the best thing about Steve McLaren? He's not the England manager. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged mclaren , england , football - Current Score: 33 - Added: 11 months ago
| In retaliation against the England loss, I have re-named my penis Mclaren. Tonight as a special protest, I will be giving him 40 strokes. | |
Joke by stu, in Religion and racism > Sudanese - Tagged mclaren , penis - Current Score: 15 - Added: 10 months ago
| B&Q have decided to drop all their damaged goods off at Steve Mclaren's house. Apparently he likes to keep a few useless spades around. | |
Joke by Sticky, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged england , football , mclaren , spades - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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