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| Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm using my hand, But I'm thinking of you. |    |
Joke by zitface, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged hand , roses , violets , me , you - Current Score: 210 - Added: 2 months ago
| I go to the gym a lot, its makes it easy to get girls. The last girl I raped didnt stand a chance. | |
Joke by leggybaby, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , me , gym - Current Score: 178 - Added: 7 months ago
| It's a good job Shannon Matthews was found - imagine finding her in 24 years with 7 kids who look just like her. | |
Joke by mickle, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged kids , kidnap , imagine , me - Current Score: 114 - Added: 6 months, 24 days ago
| Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day, he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old man's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, "I'm sorry to tell you, but poor old Murphy passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned." She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, "Tell me, did he suffer?" "I don't think so," said the foreman: "He got out three times to go to the toilet. | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged murphy , brewery , beer , dead , me , vat - Current Score: 70 - Added: 6 months, 24 days ago
| As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the captain, "you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short." | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Prayer - Tagged ship , sinking , captain , pray , me - Current Score: 13 - Added: 6 months, 24 days ago
| I was reading between the lines the other day when somebody shouted at me "you fuckin' lunatic, the trains coming - pick up your paper and get the fuck off the track!" | |
Joke by Wolfzfang, in Jokes with no home > Trains - Tagged it , was , as , if , he , was , trying , to , tell , me , somthing - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 days ago
| westmidlands police force is looking for a rapist im going in tomorrow for a application form, does anyone else want one while im there? | |
Joke by Sicki_Sims, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged lol , rape , lol , me , lol , rapeme , rape , you , get , raped , lol - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 week ago
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