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| A Scottish mate of mine is into "Heavy S and M." He enjoys nothing better than being beaten up by a vicious woman whilst naked and vulnerable. Anyway, he was telling me that he goes to brothels for this several times a week. "Fuck me," I said, "that must cost you a fortune!" "Nah," he replied, "I just book a normal service, fuck her, then tell her I haven't got any money." |    |
Joke by lionarse, in Sex and shit > Brothel - Tagged sex , bondage , s and m , brothel , scottish , money , prostitue , whipping , beating , mean - Current Score: 48 - Added: 3 months ago
| A Scotsman and a Jew went to a restaurant. After a hearty meal, the waitress came by with the bill. To the amazement of all, the Scotsman was heard to say, "I'll pay it!" and he actually did. The next morning's newspaper carried the news item: "JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND MURDERED IN ALLEY." | |
Joke by eatmeat, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged scots , mean , ventriloquist - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A Scotsman had been visiting England on business, and when he returned home he sat down with his mates, and began to tell his story. " Well, I was in London, and I fancied a break, so I walked into a pub- anyway, turns out it was a fucking gay bar. So as I was sitting there, this puffter came up to make, ask me to do something ... urgh, I can't even bring myself to say it. I told him, I've never done that in my life. But, after a while, I gave in. I'm still in shock about it, I just can't believe I did it!" His mates looked at him, " Och, that does sound bad- what exactly did you do? " "Well," replied the Scot, " I bought him a drink." | |
Joke by erniehill, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged scotish , scotland , mean , money , gay , england - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months ago
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