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| Last week my mate was sent to prison for selling drugs. He got 6 years; one for the possession of the drugs,and five years for retailing using non-metric weights and measures. |    |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Drugs - Tagged mate , prison , jail , weights , measures , metric - Current Score: 79 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago
| A teenage girl confesses to her mum: "Mum, I'm pregnant." "What? What did I warn you about sex?", replied the mother. "You told me to take measures. Well, that's what I did. I took measures and went with the biggest!" | |
Joke by Mrmanc08, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged teenage pregnancy , pregnant , mum , girl , sex , measures - Current Score: 43 - Added: 7 months ago
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