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| A man was prescribed some suppositories. A couple of days later he met his doctor in the street. "I hope you're taking your suppositories regularly, Mr Jones," says the doctor. "What do you think I've been doing, sticking them up my fucking arse?" |    |
Joke by geebee, in Illness and mortality > Suppository - Tagged doctor , pills , medication - Current Score: 56 - Added: 6 months ago
| A patient comes into her local pharmacy to collect her regular arthritis medication. The pharmacist hands over her prescription and says, "take one of these tablets every four hours. Or as often as you can get the cap off." | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Illness and mortality > Arthritis - Tagged pharmacist , pharmacy , arthritis , medication , tablets - Current Score: 48 - Added: 6 months ago
| Amy Winehouse had a violent reaction to medication last night. She said, "fuck off if you think I'm gonna take anything legal!" | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > Amy Winehouse - Tagged amy winehouse , drugs , medication , legal , violent - Current Score: 3 - Added: 6 months ago
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