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| They say laughter is the best medicine. My grandad has Alzheimer's and we've been laughing at him for years and he hasn't got any better. |    |
Joke by rmmkkenny, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged grandad , laugh , alzheimers , laughter , medicine - Current Score: 112 - Added: 6 months, 26 days ago
| A man and his young son go into the doctors, " Doctor, doctor- my son has just swallowed a camera!" The doctor looks at him and replies, " Well, leave it a few days and see what develops!" The boy replies, "What? Its a fucking digital, you old cunt." | |
Joke by twayne, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged camera , classics retold , doctor , digital , boy , man , cunt , medicine - Current Score: 104 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago
| Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you're asthmatic and then it's Ventolin. | |
Joke by barnsleyben, in Jokes with no home > Asthma - Tagged ventolin , laughter , medicine - Current Score: 104 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
| My dad always thought laughter was the best medicine. Which I guess is why several of my siblings died of tuberculosis. | |
Joke by Hintonian, in Illness and mortality > Disease - Tagged tuberculosis , laughter , medicine - Current Score: 103 - Added: 11 months ago
| Apart from the fact that it is totally unnecessary to put "Shake Well" on medicine prescribed to Parkinson's sufferers? It could also be construed as taking the piss! | |
Joke by geebee, in Illness and mortality > Parkinsons - Tagged shake , medicine , prescription - Current Score: 98 - Added: 4 months ago
| A young medical student approaches an elderly patient with a syringe in his hand. ''Nothing to worry about,'' says the student, noticing the concerned look on the old man's face, ''just a little prick with a needle.'' ''Yes, I know you are,'' says the old man, ''But what the fuck are you gonna do with it?'' | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Illness and mortality > Hospital - Tagged medicine , hospital , student , elderly , old man , old - Current Score: 27 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| The history of human medicine: "I have a sore throat." 2000 BC : "eat this root." 1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer." 1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir." 1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, take this pill." 1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic." 2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial - here, why don't you eat this root?" | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Medicine - Tagged medicine , antibiotic , root , throat , cures , years , time - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Through meditation I've learned that I can control diarrhoea without taking conventional medicines. It's really easy, just a simple case of mind over splatter... | |
Joke by Wanky Spanky, in Jokes with no home > Puns - Tagged meditation , medicine , medical , diarrhoea , arsehole , arseholes , ringpiece , illness , shit , diarrhea , asshole , assholes - Current Score: 0 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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