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| Went to see one of those shows today with a famous medium. She looked right at me and said "Does the name Albert mean anything to you, my luv?" I said "Fuck me, that's my grandad's name!" She said "I think I can contact him, my luv". I said "So can I, he's sitting next to me!" |    |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > Medium - Tagged medium - Current Score: 19 - Added: 8 months ago
| What's the difference between medium and rare ? Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. | |
Joke by sophiaishere, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged medium , dick , penis , rare - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months ago
| Harry is a top ventriloquist but gets arthritis and can't work his puppet anymore. After looking around for something else that he could make a living with, he decides to become a medium. So he sets up in his basement and soon gets his first customer, a widow. "Can you help me get in touch with my dead husband, Stanley?" she sniffs. "Sure I can," says Harry, "I can guarantee it." "And how much will it be?" "Oh, I'm very reasonable, you can have the £40 session or the £60 session." "What's the difference?" she said. "Well, for £40 you get to hear his voice and for £60 you get to hear his voice while I drink a glass of water." | |
Joke by appy2be, in Jokes with no home > ventriloquist - Tagged ventriloquist , medium - Current Score: 10 - Added: 10 months ago
| I went to see a medium earlier. She said, "Your nan wants you to know she's so proud of you" and I immediately burst into tears. She said, "are you okay?" I said, "no, when I left her house this morning she was fine!" | |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Medium - Tagged medium , nan , psychic - Current Score: 9 - Added: 5 months ago
| I'd love to speak to my ex-wife again. Through a medium. | |
Joke by pottyonetoo, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged crap joke , i love fucking my ex , titty wank , medium - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 months ago
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