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| Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said,"Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up Irish Whiskey" Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one." |    |
Joke by Token, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , meeting , parking , mass - Current Score: 84 - Added: 1 year ago
| I went to a Schizophrenic's anonymous meeting today. I stood up and said "Hello, my name is Andy, and I'm John..." | |
Joke by pally76, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged schizophrenic , meeting - Current Score: 33 - Added: 2 months ago
| Went to my local Premature Ejaculation Society meeting last night, it was very busy, lots of people coming and going. | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Sex and shit > Ejaculation - Tagged premmers , society , meeting , people , cum - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 month ago
| I went to my first Epilepsy Group meeting last night, everyone was really nice and made me feel welcome. I really think i'm going to fit there | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Illness and mortality > Epilepsy - Tagged fitting , group , meeting , dont use the strobes - Current Score: -1 - Added: 2 months ago
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