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| My girlfriend is temperamental. That's 50% temper and 50% mental. |    |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , temper , mental - Current Score: 200 - Added: 3 months ago
| What's the difference between PMT and BSE? One attacks the cow's brain and sends it fucking mental, and the other is some kind of agricultural problem | |
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Sex and shit > Domestic Violence - Tagged bse , mad cow , period , menstrual , women , mental - Current Score: 172 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I've just sold my house for £250,000.........the council are going to go fucking mental. | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged council , house , mental , gary , glitter - Current Score: 153 - Added: 3 months ago
| I was thinking, the human brain is such an amazing thing. But then it occurred to me - what's telling me that? Fucking showoff. | |
Joke by anthony4, in Illness and mortality > brain - Tagged clever , brain , oddball , thinking , arrogance , mental , fucking , showoff , emo phillips - Current Score: 150 - Added: 7 months ago
| I took a taxi home from the pub last night. The wife went fucking mental and made me take it back. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Taxi - Tagged taxi , wife , mental , pub - Current Score: 135 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Why is it that when you talk to God, it's called praying, but when God talks to you, it's called schizophrenia? | |
Joke by laba, in Religion and racism > God - Tagged god , prayers , mental , schizophrenia - Current Score: 113 - Added: 11 months ago
| A man goes in to a mental hospital and says to the receptionist, "is there anyone in room 30?" The receptionist goes and checks. She comes back and says, "no, sir, there's no one in there." The man replies, "ah, that's good, I must have escaped." | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Illness and mortality > Mental Hospital - Tagged mental , mental hospital , man , escape - Current Score: 108 - Added: 7 months ago
| Karen Matthew’s has publicly admitted to being afraid of being raped in prison. Let me reassure you love, unless they are sticking you in a prison for the fucking mentally ill, you’ve nowt to worry about. | |
Joke by noddy-no-nose, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged karen matthews , prison , mental - Current Score: 74 - Added: 4 days ago
| Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?' | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Mental - Tagged mental , drown , hung - Current Score: 73 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Two patients at a mental hospital are walking down a corridor when one says "That clock on the wall, is it right?", and the other says "Yes", and the first says "Well whats it doing in here then!" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Illness and mortality > Mental Hospital - Tagged mental , patient , clock , hospital - Current Score: 62 - Added: 3 months ago
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