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| What's the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Diana wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda. |    |
Joke by The_Cat, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged princess diana , diana , mercedes , paris , tunnel - Current Score: 62 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Mother Theresa goes up to heaven and meets St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter puts a big gold star on her forehead and explains, "because you were such a good person on Earth, we give you a gold star to reward you." She thanks him and enters. A few days later, she passes by Princess Diana and notices she's got a HUGE star on her forehead. A little angry, she meets God and asks, "why does Princess Diana have a bigger star on her head than I do? I understand she was a good person but surely I did more for the needy." To which God replies, "that's not a star, it's a Mercedes badge." | |
Joke by dunstable, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged princess diana , mother theresa , mercedes - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 month ago
| Tiger Woods pulls his specially built car into a petrol station near St Andrews. As he goes to pay, the attendant says, 'Hello Mr Woods, that's a fantastic car you have, what is it?' Tiger replies: 'It's a Mercedes' The attendant is impressed, 'Wow' he says, 'I think they're great, electric windows, heated seats, cruise control, sat nav the lot, I commend you on your choice. The fuel will be £45 please'. As Tiger looks for his money a Golf tee falls out of his pocket. 'What's that?' enquires the attendant. 'Its a tee' replies Tiger. 'What's it for?' the attendant asks. Tiger says, 'I put my balls on it when I drive.' 'Blimey, those Mercedes think of everything don't they!' | |
Joke by Monkeyman, in Celebrity and news events > Tiger Woods - Tagged mercedes , tiger woods , golf , tee , balls , driving - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What have Princess Diana and Felipe Massa got in common? They were both fucked by a fast travelling mercedes | |
Joke by giobob, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged mercedes , felipe massa , princess diana - Current Score: 10 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They really tried hard to get the door open but they couldn`t. The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a minute to catch her breath. The other blonde said anxiously.. "For god`s sake hurry up! Its starting to rain and the top is down!" | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged women , mercedes - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year ago
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