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| Spending your life waiting for the Messiah to come save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to come in Tetris. Even if it comes, by that time you've accumulated a mountain of shit so high that you're fucked no matter what you do. |    |
Joke by wreckless., in Religion and racism > Athiest - Tagged messiah - Current Score: 190 - Added: 3 months ago
| So Shannon Matthews came back after being presumed dead. A week later and she could have been the new bloody Messiah. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged messiah , resurrection , easter - Current Score: 1 - Added: 10 months ago
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