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| There is an apartment with three families in it. A black family lives at the top, a white family lives in the middle and a mexican family lives at the bottom. A tornado hit the apartment, which family survived? The white family: they were all at work. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged tornado , mexican , black , apartment , work - Current Score: 230 - Added: 7 months ago
| A new scientific study reveals that Jesus was actually a Mexican: - he was born in a barn - he walked around always wearing flip-flops - if he ever did anything, it was a miracle | |
Joke by disturbed, in Religion and racism > Mexicans - Tagged jesus , mexican , miracle , science - Current Score: 112 - Added: 1 month ago
| Why are Mexicans so short? Because when they're young, their parents say, "When you grow up you have to get a job." | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Religion and racism > Mexicans - Tagged mexican , short , unemployed , job - Current Score: 52 - Added: 7 months ago
| What are the first words in a Mexican cookbook? Steal a chicken. | |
Joke by Cleveland, in Religion and racism > Mexicans - Tagged mexican , crime - Current Score: 41 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka martini along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day. I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?" And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather." I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil." And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad". I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?" He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Señor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn." | |
Joke by Welsh Twat, in Religion and racism > Mexicans - Tagged jesus , mexican , ask , lawn - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 month ago
| A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy were eying a hot chick from across a bar. She notices them looking at her, so she walks up to them. She says, " I want a man that's smart. Use the words LIVER and CHEESE in one sentence. " The black guy goes " I love to eat liver and cheese. " The white guy goes " I like to cook liver and cheese. " The Mexican guy goes up to the girl and tells the guys " Liver alone, cheese mine!!" | |
Joke by lorddread, in Religion and racism > Mexicans - Tagged mexican , black , racist - Current Score: 20 - Added: 6 months, 24 days ago
| Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila. | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Dead - Tagged mexican , tequila , wife , death - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A Mexican and a black are riding in car, who is driving? The policeman! | |
Joke by Cleveland, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , mexican , crime - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What do you call a Mexican who can swim? A Texan. | |
Joke by maddog2840, in Religion and racism > Mexicans - Tagged texans , mexican - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawn mower? Unemployed | |
Joke by Cleveland, in Religion and racism > Mexicans - Tagged mexican , racist - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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