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| Things are looking up for 2009. Starting a senior management job with Woolworths, luxury new kitchen fitted by MFI and have just won a holiday to stay at the luxury Taj Mahal Palace hotel in Mumbai. |    |
Joke by albie, in Celebrity and news events > Mumbai Terrorists - Tagged mfi , woolworths , mumbai - Current Score: 194 - Added: 2 months ago
| MFI are having a closing down sale this weekend. Have they never heard of the boy who cried wolf? | |
Joke by marley, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged mfi - Current Score: 146 - Added: 1 month ago
| I see MFI are on the brink of collapse.. Very much like the wardrobes I bought from them. | |
Joke by spazzy, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged mfi , wardrobe , crap - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 month ago
| Marriage is like an MFI cabinet. One screw out of place and the whole fucking thing falls apart. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Marriage - Tagged mfi , marriage , screw - Current Score: 33 - Added: 9 months ago
| Have you heard that Asda and MFI are forming a partnership? Yeah, i just bought a chicken this morning - its leg fell off! | |
Joke by a330_captain, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged asda , mfi , chicken - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| MFI is set to collapse, just months after its future was said to be secure. but when they unwrapped the rescue package, there was a vital bit missing. Fucking typical. | |
Joke by jimmybrown1234, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged mfi - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 months ago
| Just been to MFI's closing down sale and bought a cheap wardrobe. Unfortunately, as the Asian assistant was loading it into my van, I accidentally went into reverse and ran over him. Now that's what I call a Flat Pak ! | |
Joke by davey crockett, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged mfi , pakistani - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 months ago
| Just wondered if the administrators for furniture company MFI are looking to sell the company flat packed? | |
Joke by exeter, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged mfi , administration , flat - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 months ago
| Paddy is in a job interview. The position is for a demolition expert. The interviewer says, "Your CV is impressive so I'll take you on a days trial, you will go out and blow up a few buildings and report to me at the end of the day." So Paddy goes out for the day and meets with the interviewer. The interviewer says, "Great stuff, you seem to be good at the job but I want to test your common sense as it is an important part of the role." "No problem," says Paddy. The interviewer selects a random common sense question and asks, "Who wrote Romeo And Juliet?" "William Shakespeare." "Good," replies the interviewer, "Who was the first man on the moon?" "Neil Armstrong." "OK," says the interviewer, "How many letters are there in the alphabet?" "21," Comes the reply. "How do you work that out?" Asks the interviewer. Paddy replies, "I blew up B&Q and MFI." | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged b&q , mfi , paddy , irish , ireland - Current Score: -1 - Added: 11 months ago
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