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Why doesn't Michael Barrymore have any ashtrays?

He puts his fags out in the pool.
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Joke by h3ll0, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Barrymore - Tagged michael , barrymore , michael barrymore , fags , pool , dead  - Current Score: 105 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

Jacko's house was raided by the Drug Squad.

They found some Class A in his living room, Class B in his kitchen and Class 3C in his bedroom.
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Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , michael , jackson , paedophile , class , drugs  - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

The police were searching Neverland after a new set of allegations against Jacko;

First they went into the living room and found class C drugs.
Then they went into the kitchen and found class B drugs.
Then they went into the Bathroom and found class A drugs.
Then they went into the Bedroom and found class 1C.
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Joke by Hintonian, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael , jackson , michael jackson , drugs  - Current Score: 30 - Added: 10 months ago

What does a big sale in the children's department and Michael Jackson have in common?

Little boys' pants - half off!
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Joke by JossDude, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged paedophile , pants , michael , jackson , michael jackson  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

What did Michael Jackson say when his last trial ended?

He felt like a kid again.
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Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , paedophile , kids , trial , michael , jackson  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

According to the papers, Michael Jackson is depressed. Of course he is - the fucking kids have gone back to school.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by OzzieOwl28, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged black , white , michael , jackson , perv , paeodophile , idiot , drop caps  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago

A survey was taken in America.

Apparantly Osama Bin Laden is more famous than Michael Jackson.

Yeah, I suppose, but he puts a lot less effort into his videos doesn't he?

Although it'd really freak the Americans out if he just threw in a moonwalk now and again.

Who would you want looking after your kids?
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Joke by dandan, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , survey , osama , bin laden , michael , jackson , moonwalk , video , frankie boyle  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 3 months ago

If you are what you eat, then what the fuck has Michael Jackson been eating?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by albinobob123, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , eat , eaten , michael , jackson  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 2 weeks ago

What's the difference between Jesus and George Michael?

George Michael can't use his hand as a glory hole.
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Joke by TGS, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged jesus , george , michael , glory hole  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 5 months ago

Just shows now that Michael Todd has been found dead.

Pigs can't fly after all.
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Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged michael , todd , pig , fly , dead  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 6 months, 27 days ago

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