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| Michael Owen is in a nightclub. He spots a gorgeous young lady in there, and he goes up to her, squeezes her arse and asks her if she fancies a shag. She says: "Blimey, you're a little forward, aren't you?" |    |
Joke by laba, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Owen - Tagged michael owen , michael , owen , little , man , forward , football , world , cup , slag , woman , shag , horny , gash , club , alcohol - Current Score: 143 - Added: 3 months ago
| Why doesn't Michael Barrymore have any ashtrays? He puts his fags out in the pool. | |
Joke by h3ll0, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Barrymore - Tagged michael , barrymore , michael barrymore , fags , pool , dead - Current Score: 130 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| Jacko's house was raided by the Drug Squad. They found some Class A in his living room, Class B in his kitchen and Class 3C in his bedroom. | |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , michael , jackson , paedophile , class , drugs - Current Score: 75 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| What does a big sale in the children's department and Michael Jackson have in common? Little boys pants - half off! | |
Joke by JossDude, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged paedophile , pants , michael , jackson , michael jackson - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| What did Michael Jackson say when his last trial ended? He felt like a kid again. | |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , paedophile , kids , trial , michael , jackson - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| According to the papers, Michael Jackson is depressed. Of course he is - the fucking kids have gone back to school. | |
Joke by OzzieOwl28, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged black , white , michael , jackson , perv , paeodophile , idiot , drop caps - Current Score: 21 - Added: 10 months ago
| A survey was taken in America. Apparantly Osama Bin Laden is more famous than Michael Jackson. Yeah, I suppose, but he puts a lot less effort into his videos doesn't he? Although it'd really freak the Americans out if he just threw in a moonwalk now and again. | |
Joke by dandan, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , survey , osama , bin laden , michael , jackson , moonwalk , video , frankie boyle - Current Score: 17 - Added: 6 months ago
| What's the difference between a naked kid and a black man? There's no black man in Michael Jackson's house. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged black , white , michael jackson , jackson , michael , albinobob123 - Current Score: 11 - Added: 11 months ago
| Just shows now that Michael Todd has been found dead. Pigs can't fly after all. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Suicide - Tagged michael , todd , pig , fly , dead - Current Score: 9 - Added: 10 months ago
| What's the difference between Jesus and George Michael? George Michael can't use his hand as a glory hole. | |
Joke by TGS, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged jesus , george , michael , glory hole - Current Score: 7 - Added: 8 months ago
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