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| The Police were searching neverland after a new set of allegations against jacko First they went into the living room and found class C drugs Then they went into the kitchen and found class B drugs Then they went into the Bathroom and found class A drugs Then they went into the Bedroom and found class 1C |    |
Joke by Hintonian, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael , jackson , michael jackson , drugs - Current Score: 21 - Added: 8 months ago
| According to the papers, Michael Jackson is depressed. Of course he is - the fucking kids have gone back to school. | |
Joke by OzzieOwl28, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged black , white , michael , jackson , perv , paeodophile , idiot , drop caps - Current Score: 10 - Added: 5 months ago
| What's the difference between Jesus and George Michael? George Michael can't use his hand as a glory hole. | |
Joke by TGS, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged jesus , george , michael , glory hole , both , homs , who , like , nothing , better , than , a , big , fat , sailor's , cock , up , their , arse - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 months ago
| Just shows now that Michael Todd has been found dead Pigs cant fly after all | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged michael , todd , pig , fly , dead - Current Score: 8 - Added: 5 months ago
| What's the difference between a naked kid and a black man? There's no black man in Michael Jackson's house. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged black , white , michael jackson , jackson , michael , albinobob123 - Current Score: 8 - Added: 5 months, 20 days ago
| A survey was taken in America. Apparantly Osama Bin Laden is more famous than Michael Jackson. Yeah, I suppose, but he puts a lot less effort into his videos doesn't he? Although it'd really freak the Americans out if he just threw in a moonwalk now and again. Who would you want looking after your kids? | |
Joke by dandan, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , survey , osama , bin laden , michael , jackson , moonwalk , video , frankie boyle - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 month ago
| Police have raided Michael Jacksons flat today. They found class A drugs in the bathroom. Class B drugs in the kitchen and class 4C in the bedroom! | |
Joke by stopher, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael , drugs , kitchen , class b. - Current Score: 5 - Added: 4 months ago
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