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| My gran died last week. The funeral director said, "bury her with something she liked." As the coffin lowered into the ground, all we could hear was granddad shouting for help. |    |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > Funeral - Tagged funeral , gran , grandad , mickle - Current Score: 134 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035 Castro finally dies at 112: Cuban cigars can now be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim Dies In The British Territory Of The Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Lebanon) . 35 Year Study: Diet And Exercise Is Key To Weight Loss. Nursing Home: Bill Clinton Denies Allegations Of Affair With Head nurse New Law Requires Alll Nail Clippers And Screwdrivers To Be Registered By January 2036. Postal Service Raises Price Of First Class Stamp To 17.89. Mail Delivery To Wednesday Only. Terminator 17 Smashes Box Office: Featuring Stem Cell Cloned Arnie CIA Archives Opened: George W. Bush Was A Humanoid Robot Loosely Modeled On His Father Britney Spears Comeback: Golden Oldies Concert Exasperated Pope Gives Muslims The Finger Elephants, Great White Sharks And Robins All Extinct. McDonalds Opens In Public Schools EBay Fees Have Reached 53% Of Purchase Price Boy Falls Down Stairs Playing New Retinal Implant Video Game J. K. Rowling Releases Harry Potter and the Divorce from Hell Mickle finally gets released from Broadmoor & all his editting privileges restored, street parties are held all over Britain And finally Sickipedia is still going strong with 1,000,000 jokes | |
Joke by niggers out, in Jokes with no home > Announcement - Tagged sickipedia , mickle , bush , 2036 - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months ago
| The Georgian government today denied any attempt to outdo the Beijing Olympic firework display........ | |
Joke by Katherine Boyle, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged georgia , olympics , fireworks , chinese , mickle - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 week ago
| In light of ten French Soldiers being killed in Afghanistan, the French Army has ordered its troops to wear their bulletproof vests back to front. This will ensure no more of its troops are killed as a result of running away or retreating. | |
Joke by Katherine Boyle, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged french army , soldier , afghanistan , mickle , cheese eating surrender monkeys - Current Score: 21 - Added: 21 hours ago
| I made a dirty phone call yesterday. I breathed heavily and said "I'm holding the phone with my left hand, guess what my right hand is doing?" A voice said "Pressing auto-dial by mistake? - this is your nan" | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Phone Sex - Tagged phone sex , dirty , auto dial , mickle - Current Score: 19 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago
| A Gold in the women's cycling, A gold in the women's swimming.............. I bet Tampax are fucking gutted they are not official sponsors of team GB! | |
Joke by Katherine Boyle, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged gold medal , tampax , sponsor , mickle - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 week ago
| Unlucky Shannon! crufts was last week | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , matthews , crufts , mickle - Current Score: 12 - Added: 5 months ago
| Do you feel unloved ? Do you have no friends ? Do you smell ? Look in the mirror and ask yourself Am i ginger ? | |
Joke by 5ftlegend, in Religion and racism > Ginger - Tagged chris evans , mickle - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago
| Mickle... no offence but can you stop posting rubbish so that people can post jokes. You are your own worst enemy, winging about how it is badly run and that when all you do is fuck things up. I mean come on, what is the point? I don't know you so I am not having a go, but please... give it a rest for a while. mickle has changed, for the good!! | |
Joke by mikey, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged mickle , irritating , continually fucking posting , pissing me off , and everyone else too - Current Score: 1 - Added: 8 months ago
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