Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest
Showing all jokes.
| What's the difference between a gay and a microwave? A microwave won't brown your sausage. |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged gay , microwave , sausage - Current Score: 850 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave ? The microwave stops when you open the door. | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Celebrity and news events > George Michael - Tagged george michael , door , microwave - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 day ago
| What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? About 10 minutes on high. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged dead , baby , dead baby , dead babies , babies , microwave , cook , black , white - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
| What's brown and taps on the window? A baby in a microwave. | |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged baby , microwave , brown - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A blonde walks into an electronics store and sees a TV she wants. She asks the employee how much it costs but he answers "I'm sorry, but we don't sell TV's to dumb blondes". Frusterated, she leaves, and returns an hour later disguised as a red head. -"May I please know the price for that TV?" -"No, I'm sorry, but we don't sell TV's to dumb blondes" Even more frusterated by the fact that he saw through her disguise, she left in a huff only to return another hour later with black hair instead. -"Sir, would you please tell me the price of that TV?" -"No, I keep telling you, I don't sell TV's to dumb blondes!" The blonde couldn't take it anymore. " Can't you see my hair? Its not blonde its black! How do you keep finding out I'm blonde?" "Because ma'am, thats not a TV. Its a microwave." | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Blondes - Tagged leb , asian , appliances , microwave , tv , box , hill - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A US mother has been convicted of cooking her baby in a microwave. Being American, I'm surprised she hasn't sued the manufacturer for having "chicken, beef and pizza settings, but none for 'baby". | |
Joke by rico, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged american , sueing , microwave , baby - Current Score: -4 - Added: 4 days ago
Showing all jokes.
Server: Custurd in 0.21s using 8 queries. She's 0.11% angry.
Sickipedia v2.1 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel