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| A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure... In Africa they didn't know what "Food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "Honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "Shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "Opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "Solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "Please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "The rest of the world" meant. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > The World - Tagged world , survey , un , africa , eastern , europe , western , china , middle , east , south , america , usa - Current Score: 384 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Today I discovered why the rainforest is called the 'Brazilian' rainforest. Its because deforestation will soon leave it almost completely bare, with just a thin strip of trees running up the middle of it. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Environment - Tagged brazilian , rainforest , bare , thin , strip , middle - Current Score: 22 - Added: 5 months ago
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