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| Why should you never shag a midget with learning difficulties? It's not big and it's not clever. |    |
Joke by Fox, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged dwarf , midget , dyslexic , stupid , idiot - Current Score: 237 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I'm as bored as a midget in a theme park. | |
Joke by smiddy, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midget , theme , park , bored , oneliner - Current Score: 217 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago
| I read in the paper the other day how a clairvoyant midget escaped from prison. The headline said 'Small Medium at Large' | |
Joke by Randall, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midget , prison , clairvoyant - Current Score: 73 - Added: 11 months ago
| A dwarf woman goes to the doctors. The doctor says "What can I do for you?" The dwarf woman says "Doctor, every time it rains my vagina gets sore." The doctor doesn't understand and asks her to explain. So she says "I don't know what it is,but every time it's raining,my fanny fucking kills me." The doctor says "Well I'll tell you what,come back and see me when it's raining and I'll have a look." A couple of days later it's pissing down and the dwarf woman's back at the doctors." "Right," he says. "Hop on to the bench and I'll take a look at you." So she gets on the bench and the doctor examines her. Then he goes and gets his scalpel. He comes back and says "Ok, I just need to do a couple of cuts here and there." Then he tells her to stand up and asks "How's that?" "Excellent,doctor! What did you do?" He says "Oh,I just took a couple of inches off the top of your wellies." | |
Joke by make_a_brew, in Illness and mortality > Dwarf - Tagged midget , short arse - Current Score: 71 - Added: 10 months ago
| Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls | |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midget , laugh , balls , run , grass - Current Score: 67 - Added: 6 months, 19 days ago
| A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "what's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "he's a midget." | |
Joke by ram1us, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midget , sexual harrassment , hair - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| One day a man was pissing in a public bathroom and a midget walked in and set up a step-ladder. When the man looked down, he noticed the midget staring at his balls. "Excuse me, sir," said the midget. "I was just really admiring your balls. Mind if I hold them?" "Why not?" said the man. So the midget grabs onto one of his balls and says, "Now give me your wallet or I'll jump!" | |
Joke by Skimp, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midget , balls , ladder , jump - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 year ago
| A wife comes home early to find her husband fucking a midget. "You promised me you'd wouldn't cheat on me again!" she screamed. "Calm down will you" he replied, "Can't you see i'm trying to cut down..." | |
Joke by captain slow, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged sex , midget , wife , cheating - Current Score: 44 - Added: 6 months ago
| A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?' 'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.' So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. 'A female horth.' So he shows him a prized filly. 'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'? So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. 'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. 'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'? The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. 'Nice mouf, can I see her twot'? Totally mad as fire at this point,the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.'Perhapth I should rephwase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'? | |
Joke by Rexton, in Jokes with no home > Dwarfs - Tagged dwarf , midget , speech impediment - Current Score: 43 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment. "I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all." "Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget. The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times. "If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Orgasm - Tagged midget , sex , leg , legs , foot , woman - Current Score: 37 - Added: 7 months ago
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