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| Why should you never shag a midget with learning difficulties? It's not big and it's not clever. |    |
Joke by Fox, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged dwarf , midget , dyslexic , stupid , idiot - Current Score: 272 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I'm as bored as a midget in a theme park. | |
Joke by smiddy, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midget , theme , park , bored , oneliner - Current Score: 228 - Added: 6 months ago
| I went to the midget olympics in Birmingham last week, my friends think it's ridiculous. I personally don't think there's anything wrong with a little competition. | |
Joke by day_merchant, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midget , olympics - Current Score: 217 - Added: 1 week ago
| Ah, the patter of tiny feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. | |
Joke by asdasd, in Illness and mortality > Dwarf - Tagged midget , butler , house - Current Score: 215 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I read in the paper the other day how a clairvoyant midget escaped from prison. The headline said 'Small Medium at Large'. | |
Joke by Randall, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midget , prison , clairvoyant - Current Score: 92 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A dwarf woman goes to the doctors. The doctor says "What can I do for you?" The dwarf woman says "Doctor, every time it rains my vagina gets sore." The doctor doesn't understand and asks her to explain. So she says "I don't know what it is,but every time it's raining,my fanny fucking kills me." The doctor says "Well I'll tell you what,come back and see me when it's raining and I'll have a look." A couple of days later it's pissing down and the dwarf woman's back at the doctors." "Right," he says. "Hop on to the bench and I'll take a look at you." So she gets on the bench and the doctor examines her. Then he goes and gets his scalpel. He comes back and says "Ok, I just need to do a couple of cuts here and there." Then he tells her to stand up and asks "How's that?" "Excellent,doctor! What did you do?" He says "Oh,I just took a couple of inches off the top of your wellies." | |
Joke by make_a_brew, in Illness and mortality > Dwarf - Tagged midget , short arse - Current Score: 82 - Added: 1 year ago
| A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "what's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "he's a midget." | |
Joke by ram1us, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midget , sexual harrassment , hair - Current Score: 75 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls | |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midget , laugh , balls , run , grass - Current Score: 71 - Added: 9 months ago
| A midget goes into a chemist's shop and says "I want the biggest condom you have." The chemist gets out the largest they do and the midget says "That's not big enough. What about the one outside?" The chemist replies "Well that's only for advertising purposes and isn't for sale." "Name your price," said the midget. So the chemist eventually sells him this large rubber prop for £50. The midget then stretches it all over his body until he's completely covered. "What do you think?" he asks. The chemist looks embarrassed and says "Well actually you look like a big prick." "Thank goodness for that," said the midget. "I'm tired of being called little cunt!" | |
Joke by GoonerEddie, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midget , chemist , condom , cunt , prick - Current Score: 60 - Added: 6 months ago
| One day a man was pissing in a public bathroom and a midget walked in and set up a step-ladder. When the man looked down, he noticed the midget staring at his balls. "Excuse me, sir," said the midget. "I was just really admiring your balls. Mind if I hold them?" "Why not?" said the man. So the midget grabs onto one of his balls and says, "Now give me your wallet or I'll jump!" | |
Joke by Skimp, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midget , balls , ladder , jump - Current Score: 51 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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