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| The 2012 Olympics in London are going to be an amazing cultural experience. Imagine the hordes of international fans - Poles, Czechs, Russians, Hungarians, Latvians, Africans, Jamaicans, Indians, Pakistanis, Iraqis, Turks, Greeks, Thais, Australians, South Africans - all of whom will have travelled as many as 10 miles to watch these games. |    |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Londoners - Tagged london , migrant , migrants , nigger , poles , czechs , pakis , paki , polish , niggers , australians , south african , iraqi , 2012 olympics , olympic - Current Score: 246 - Added: 5 months, 27 days ago
| I was doing a survey in London- the question was "What are your views on Migration to the UK?" 7% of people asked said they thought it was a good thing. 12% of people asked said they thought it was a bad thing. And 81% of people asked didn't speak English. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged polish , niggers , blacks , pakis , black , paki , chinese , chinks , asians , muslims , migrants , immigration , london - Current Score: 136 - Added: 6 months ago
| I find it shocking that 55% of Europeans are now saying that they avoid coming to Britain through concerns over knife crime, and that each reported knife attack puts off thousands of potential migrants to the UK. Furthermore fear of knife-brandishing homeowners and "no-go areas" is forcing more and more door to door salesmen to quit and find other jobs. And there I was thinking knife crime was a BAD thing. Silly me! | |
Joke by erniehill, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged euro , europe , migrant , migrants , knife , murder , polish , crime , salesmen - Current Score: 92 - Added: 3 months ago
| A tourist is on holiday in the mystical far east. Walking round a market he sees an amazing creature - a fat little dragon. At the end of the day the dragon's owner shouts out "bottles and boxes" and the little dragon runs round, eating up all the bottles and boxes that litter the market! Next day the man is back, and he sees the dragon again- this time its handler shouts out "Cans and cardboard" and the dragon runs around eating all the cans and cardboard, cleaning up the market square. Anyway, this amazing thing goes on.. moving up a letter each day, and after a couple of weeks the tourist is ready to fly home. On that day, the dragon's owner says "Offal and orange peel" and the dragon eats up all the offal and orange peel left from the fruit and meat market. The tourist approaches the dragons owner, and asks to borrow the dragon. A deal is done, and the tourist flies back to England. As soon as he gets back he rushes to the centre of London, puts the dragon on floor and shouts out "Pakis and Polish!" | |
Joke by erniehill, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakis , polish , poland , migrants , dragon , food , fantasy joke , original joke , fat dragon - Current Score: 46 - Added: 3 months, 9 days ago
| According to reports on the BBC (and in the Daily Star) today many new migrants and asylum seekers are objecting to the large number of dogs, especially fighting dogs, owned by members of the British public. Many of these migrants are from countries where dogs are considered pests, not pets, and a they find them dangerous and intimidating. I must admit, I generally agree. I think we should get rid of the lot of them; they are smelly, eat any old rubbish and shit everywhere, they are dirty, of little practical use, can be loud and irritaing and simply get in the way when you are going about your business in town centres. Oh - and they also complain about our dogs. | |
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Assylum Seekers - Tagged dogs , migrants , paki , pakis , nigger , niggers , staffordshire bull terrier , shit , bbc , daily star , topical humour - Current Score: 38 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| I was in a 24-hour Tesco recently, and it was amazing just how many different races are employed there. Outside the door there were a couple of Chinese cleaners having a fag. At the entrance there was a West Indian security guard reading the Sun. I noticed a couple of staff members chatting to each other in Polish. Near the drinks there was a Pakistani leaning on stock -- he was in the process of unloading, chatting away on his mobile phone. I asked a manager, who was pacing the aisles, where the bacon was, and he responded in a deep Irish accent. Then it hit me... despite these people's worldwide origins and the fact that they were of many different cultures and faiths, there was something similar about them all -- a "uniting force" so to speak: none of the idle bastards were doing any work. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > All Racism - Tagged nigger , niggers , pakis , paki , migrants , tesco , work , chinese - Current Score: 35 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago
| I don't know if you saw the BBC news yesterday, but apparantly some illegal migrants in a detention centre have escaped and are being hunted. Finally- its good to see that the governement have given us an alternative to fox hunting- and if anything, this will be more fun! | |
Joke by petejtool, in Religion and racism > escaped migrants - Tagged migrants , labour , hunting , fox hunting - Current Score: 34 - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago
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