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| Hit me at 40 miles an hour and there's an 80% chance I'll die. Hit me at 30 miles an hour and there's an 80% chance I'll get up, drag you out your car and beat the shit out of you. Your call. |    |
Joke by Lupercal, in Jokes with no home > Car - Tagged car , 30 , 40 , miles , an , hour , die , 80 - Current Score: 105 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87." "That's nothing," says Sean. "Here's one named Patrick O'Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died." Then Seamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145!" "What was his name?" asks Paddy. Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin." | |
Joke by Beavis, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , old , grave , 145 , miles , dublin - Current Score: 73 - Added: 9 months ago
| I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives forty miles away. | |
Joke by Fles, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged sex , drive , miles - Current Score: 60 - Added: 5 months ago
| Africans finished in 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th AND 5th place in the Olympic Marathon. Seems like having to walk 10 miles a day to get water does have its advantages.... | |
Joke by laba, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged africa , africans , olympics , beijing , 2008 , marathon , 10 , miles , black - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| My name is Miles, but people call me Kilometres for short. | |
Joke by rob_, in Jokes with no home > Double Meaning - Tagged miles , kilometres , short , name - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 month ago
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