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| A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what's the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father ponders for a moment and then answered "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then come back and tell me what you've learned". So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid?" The mother replied, "Definitely, I wouldn't pass an opportunity like that." The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?" The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love to do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity." The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his father. His father asked him "Did you find the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million quid, but realistically we're living with two slappers." The father replied, "That's my boy." |    |
Joke by trenchcoat, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged slappers , million , robert redford , brad pitt - Current Score: 109 - Added: 11 months ago
| A son from a poor family wins five million pounds on the lottery. He goes home and gives his dad five hundred quid. The old man looks at the cash and says, "thanks, son, this money will mean a lot to me. We've never had much in this family, we've always been poor. You know, I couldn't even afford to marry your mother." "What!" exclaims the son, "you mean I'm.......well.......a bastard?" "Yep," replies his dad, "and a fucking tight one, too." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Lottery - Tagged bastard , marry , poor , million , lottery , tight - Current Score: 98 - Added: 3 months ago
| So the BBC have announced their first Million pound Antiques Roadshow find. They have said the item will remain a secret until Sundays show. But the valuer, an expert on paintings, was happy to see the shocked faces of the owners of the secret article. So it's a painting then. | |
Joke by pottyonetoo, in Celebrity and news events > Antiques roadshow - Tagged antiques roadshow , million - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 week ago
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