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| A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, "a billionaire". |    |
Joke by mamma mia, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged woman , millionaire , billionaire , marriage - Current Score: 321 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago
| Bob is walking home when he sees a tramp begging for change. Feeling a bit sorry for the man, he gives him some change and begins to walk off. "Thank you," says the homeless man. "It used to be so good for me but look at me now." "What do you mean?" asked Bob. The tramp replied, "I was a multi-millionaire, I had bank accounts all across the world with millions in. I had investments, bonds, stocks, shares and all sorts." "What happened, where did it go wrong?" The tramp replied, "forgot my fucking mother's maiden name." | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged mothers maiden name , bank , banks , tramp , millionaire - Current Score: 144 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
| A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "this is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my garages, beautiful homes in California, Aspen, Colorado and Miami. There are over twenty million dollars in my checking account.. BUT not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. Send the bottle back!" | |
Joke by ht, in Jokes with no home > wine - Tagged advice , bottle , ferrari , millionaire , wine , cock , difficult women - Current Score: 42 - Added: 11 months ago
| Whose idea was it to create an American version of 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' I mean, not only is it making the poor idiots answer a whole fifteen questions - it's paying out half the cash of the British version. | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , millionaire , british , dollar , pound , sterling - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago
| One Night After Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire... A man and his wife went to bed and the man was getting very frisky. He asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered, "Not tonight dear, I have a headache." The man replied, "Is that your final answer?" She said "Yes." "OK, then I'd like to phone a friend." he replied. | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged millionaire , wife , headache - Current Score: 11 - Added: 8 months, 20 days ago
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