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| Don't know why Heather Mills wanted all that money - she's only going to spend it on handbags and shoe. |    |
Joke by social hand grenade, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged shoe , mills , money , heather , dog - Current Score: 213 - Added: 2 months, 15 days ago
| What's the difference between Heather Mills and your car? You don't burst out laughing whenever your car has a breakdown. | |
Joke by TGS, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mills , mccartney , slut , golddigging , porno , bitch , fuckhead , one leg , fucktard , greedy , hypocrite , raspberry , pathetic creature , arab prostitute - Current Score: 175 - Added: 11 months ago
| What's the difference between Heather Mills and Northern Rock? One has got 25 million quid, is a bit wobbly and fucks old people with lots of savings. The other one's a building society. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged mills , mccartney , northern , rock - Current Score: 103 - Added: 6 months, 27 days ago
| Did you know Heather McCartney did a hardcore porn film? A guy offered me the DVD. I said, "counterfeit?" He said, "one." | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mills , mccartney , porn - Current Score: 48 - Added: 9 months ago
| Apparently Heather Mills wants a divorce because of Pauls excessive weed smoking She's just jealous because he's got more joints than she has | |
Joke by Uncle Albert, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mills , macca , mucca , divorce - Current Score: 45 - Added: 11 months ago
| Disney have announced that Heather Mills will be touring in the musical version of their hit film Happy Foot. | |
Joke by flies, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mills , happy , foot , leg , penguin - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| What's the difference between Pinocchio and Heather Mills? One is made of wood and the other is a puppet. | |
Joke by gammy, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged pinocchio , puppet , heather , mills , wooden , burrowing weavel - Current Score: -4 - Added: 2 months ago
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