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| What do you get if you cross a Millwall fan with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on the door and tells you to fuck off. |    |
Joke by roandy, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged millwall , jehovahs witness - Current Score: 154 - Added: 10 months ago
| Someone asked me the other day, what time do Millwall kick off? About every ten minutes I replied. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged millwall , football - Current Score: 71 - Added: 8 months ago
| Part 1: What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. Part 2: What's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? Half a dead baby in a clown costume. Part 3: What's funnier than a half a dead baby in a clown costume? Half a dead baby in a clown costume next to a kid with down's syndrome. Part 4: What's funnier than half a dead baby in a clown costume next to a kid with down's syndrome? An autistic kid thinking about half a dead baby in a clown costume next to a kid with down's syndrome while concurrently pissing himself in front of a Millwall supporting multiple sclerosis sufferer. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged dead , baby , dead baby , clown , costume , downs , downs syndrome , half , autism , multiple sclerosis , millwall - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago
| A little boy gets ten pounds for his birthday & rushes down to the sports shop to buy the new football he has been desperate for. He gives the ball to the shopkeeper, "sorry son this ball is twenty pound you only have ten pound." Thinking quickly the boy " says ok if you blindfold me & I can guess the name of the club on any ball will you give it to me for ten pound?"The shopkeeper curiously agrees and gives the boy an Arsenal ball, "I can hear canons blasting so its an Arsenal ball", next he gives him a Millwall ball, "I can hear a pack of rampant lions it must be a Millwall ball" Amazed the man says "Get this and you can have it for nothing!" The boy listens and says "Thats a Tottenham ball" The man says "You heard a cockerel right?" The boy says "No Its going down." | |
Joke by killer rhubarb, in Celebrity and news events > Tottenham Hotspur - Tagged tottenham , spurs , football , arsenal , millwall - Current Score: -4 - Added: 3 months ago
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