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Job vacancy: Mind-reader.

The correct applicant will know what we're looking for.
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Joke by storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Job Interview - Tagged job centre , job , advert , mind , reading , psychic , interview , job interview , ad  - Current Score: 149 - Added: 3 weeks ago

On some days, my head is filled with such wild and original thoughts that I can barely utter a word.

On other days, the off licence is closed.
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Joke by welsh twat, in Illness and mortality > Alcoholism - Tagged alcohol , ideas , thoughts , wild , mind  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 5 months ago

GALILEO : Great mind!
EINSTEIN : Genius mind!
NEWTON : Extraordinary mind!
BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!
ME : Master mind!

YOU: Never mind!
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Joke by johnboy, in Jokes with no home > mind - Tagged mind , insult , crap  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 11 months ago

How does every Alzheimer's joke start?

Doesn't really matter, we all know how they bloody end.
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Joke by whogivesashit, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged memories , like , the , corners , of , my , mind  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 months ago

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