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| A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked. "Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere." |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged tits , wife , supermarket , woman , mine , talk , sex - Current Score: 343 - Added: 10 months ago
| My son said to me yesterday, "Dad, my mum reckons I get my intelligence from her, is that right?" I replied, “Well, it must be, I've still got mine.” | |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Jokes with no home > Kids - Tagged intelligence , mum , still , got , mine , thick bitch - Current Score: 42 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| My son was born today. He was premature... that's when I knew he was mine. | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Jokes with no home > Childbirth - Tagged premmers , son , born , birthday , mine - Current Score: 27 - Added: 4 months ago
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