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| That saying "you are what you eat" is untrue. I am NOT a schoolgirls minge. |    |
Joke by ItchyAnus, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged paedo , minge , eat , cunt - Current Score: 229 - Added: 3 months ago
| A primary school teacher spots that James, one of her pupils, is clutching a cat. She inquires, "James, why is your cat at school today?" James, now in tears, replies, "I heard the postman telling Mummy 'when the kids go to school today, I'm going to eat your pussy'!" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > School - Tagged minge , fanny , pussy , cunt , postman , teacher - Current Score: 118 - Added: 11 months ago
| Two police women are out on the beat with a police dog on a cold winters night, one says "I'm fucking freezing, I've only gone and left my knickers in the locker room back at the station", the other says "Well, Rover the sniffer dog is very well trained, let him have a whiff of your minge, and then he will go back to the station and retrieve your knickers for you", so the dog has a sniff, and off he goes, 10 minutes later the dog comes back...........with the chief superintendent's fucking glove! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged police , rover , dog , knickers , glove , locker , minge , sniffer , chief - Current Score: 38 - Added: 8 months, 26 days ago
| What do you call a police woman who hasn't shaved her minge in a few days? Cuntstubble. | |
Joke by cymagen, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged cunt , shave , pubes , police , woman , minge - Current Score: 34 - Added: 11 months ago
| Fuck me!! I've just seen 2 blind and deaf lesbians walking down the street with their hands down one anothers knickers. Do you think they were lip reading? | |
Joke by BigJockKnew, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged dykes , lips , minge , pussy , lesbian - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year ago
| What do you call Camilla with a yeast infection? Royale with Cheese | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Camilla - Tagged camilla , charles , yeast infection , cunt , minge , royal , monarchy - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What's a muffin? ....a pair of knickers | |
Joke by smegs, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged fanny , cunt , muff , minge - Current Score: 6 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago
| I'm not saying my wife's cunt is big... but it has it's own Flag | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Sex and shit > cunt - Tagged gash , slash , hack , minge , bucket , gravity boots - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 week ago
| I crept into my flatmates room last night and started licking her out and taking pictures of her cunt. She woke up and asked me what the hell I was doing. So I showed her the Walkers 'Do us a flavour' competition I was entering. | |
Joke by OscarSouthdale, in Sex and shit > Pussy - Tagged minge , flavour - Current Score: 3 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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