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I broke my G-string yesterday while fingering a minor.

To be fair, I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door. Never mind, I'll just have to buy new strings.
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Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged finger , gstring , guitar , minor , heavens door  - Current Score: 136 - Added: 3 months ago

Gary Glitter has decided to return to music.
This time he is to get involved with classical composing.
So far he's composed one song, entitled 'Deep'.
Or, more precisely, 'Deep in A Minor'.
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Joke by laba, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , classical , minor , music , underage , child , paedophile  - Current Score: 100 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago

Paedophilia is only a minor offence.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedo , minor  - Current Score: 95 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago

"The only reality show I want to see is Find Osama. Twelve minor celebrities are sent to Afghanistan to track down Bin Laden. We'll either find Osama or lose some minor celebrities. either way we're up"

[Andy Parsons]
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Joke by joeLS14, in Celebrity and news events > Osama Bin Laden - Tagged osama bin laden , minor , celebrities  - Current Score: 52 - Added: 7 months ago

The Government has been accused by a report of being too quick to criminalise people for minor offences.

Isn't that how Gary Glitter got caught in the first place?
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Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged glitter , minor  - Current Score: 3 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago

The new Gary Glitter Driving School.

The more minors you get, the higher your chance of passing.
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Joke by laba, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary , glitter , gary glitter , minor , driving , school , children , pedo , pedophile , pass  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 month ago

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