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| One day while her husband is out working, a bored housewife decides to clean out the attic. While up there, she finds an antique mirror, which she decides would look good in the bed room. 30 minutes later, she's cleaning the mirror when she finds a hidden inscription saying: Magic mirror: speak in rhyme and a wish will be thine. Sure it is she thinks with a laugh. But never-the-less decides to try it. "Mirror Mirror in my hand, my breasts I wish to expand, the size I want is 44, please do not make them more." to her amazement, her breast start growing, and growing, and growing. Thinking that her husband will absolutely love her new assets, she decides to lay on the bed naked, and wait for him to come home. Upon arriving, he's is astounded by her new breast size! "Wow, how did this happen?!?" Happily, she re-counts the story of the magic mirror. Not to be outdone, her husband walks over to the mirror and rhymes: "Mirror Mirror on the wall, my dick is very small, if it could just touch the floor, I'd be happy evermore", suddenly his legs got shorter... and shorter... and shorter... |    |
Joke by pdf1, in Jokes with no home > Magic - Tagged miror , magic , small dick - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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