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| Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can watch the battle. |    |
Joke by Cky1994, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , mirror , battle - Current Score: 160 - Added: 7 months, 27 days ago
| Snow white, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo are sitting in a pub with their mates. Snow white says "There's no doubt about it, I'm the fairest in the land" Tom thumb says "There's no doubt about it, I'm the smallest in the land" Quasimodo says "There's no doubt about it, I'm the ugliest in the land" Their mates tell them to prove it by going to the magic all-knowing mirror, and the three head off. A few minutes later, the door of the pub bursts open and Snow White runs in and says "Its official...I'm the fairest in the land!" Shortly afterwards, the door again bursts open and Tom Thumb runs in and shouts "Its official...I'm the smallest in the land!" Five minutes later, the door gets kicked in and Quasimodo storms in and bellows "Who the fuck is Jade Goody?" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged fairytales , snow white , mirror , quasimodo , tom thumb , jade goody - Current Score: 135 - Added: 1 year ago
| I saw an ad in the paper. Someone was selling a mirror. It read "Large (36" x 24"), unboxed mirror for sale, never used" So how the fuck did they know it was a mirror? | |
Joke by geebee, in Jokes with no home > Miscellaneous - Tagged mirror , for sale , ad - Current Score: 64 - Added: 4 months ago
| Christiano Ronaldo goes to the doctors and says "doctor every time I look in the mirror I get turned on" the doctor says "I'm not surprised you're a cunt!" | |
Joke by ht, in Celebrity and news events > Cristiano Ronaldo - Tagged ronaldo , cunt , mirror - Current Score: 55 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I took a group of deformed kids for a day out today. I took them to a hall of mirrors so they could see what they would look like if they were normal. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Illness and mortality > Deformity - Tagged house , mirror , mirrors , child , children , kids , kid , deformed , ugly , normal - Current Score: 42 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| Paris Hilton, a brunette and a redhead found a magical mirror that would instantly zap you away in an instant if it believed you were wrong. The brunette stepped up and said, "I think that I have the best looking breasts in the world!" POOF!. She dissapeared. The redhead went in front of the mirror and said, "I think that I have the sexiest legs in the world!" POOF! she dissapeared. Paris Hilton said, "I think..." POOF!. | |
Joke by nahgut, in Celebrity and news events > Paris Hilton - Tagged paris hilton , blonde , mirror - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| I had sex in the back of my dad's car once. He was pretty angry when he looked in his rear-view mirror. | |
Joke by doubletee, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , car-sex , driving , dad , mirror - Current Score: 24 - Added: 4 months ago
| I know a vampire who collects mirrors. I don't know what he sees in them, to be honest! ----- Shhhhhhhh!!!! A tip for our American friends. Vampires can't see themselves in mirrors! | |
Joke by geebee, in Jokes with no home > Vampires - Tagged dracula , mirror , no reflection - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month ago
| My mates American wife went into the butchers and asked "Is that a pig's head in the window?" "No, it's a mirror" | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged pig , mirror - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| It was my 7th wedding anniversary today. Take it from me...never smash a mirror. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Marriage - Tagged wedding , anniversary , mirror - Current Score: 18 - Added: 7 months, 28 days ago
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