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| What is the first thing a battered wife does when she gets home from hospital? The dishes and dinner if she's got any sense. |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged misogyny , batter , battered , hit , punch , punched , hospital , dishes , dinner , cook , sense - Current Score: 186 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, the bitch has already been told twice. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Domestic Violence - Tagged misogyny , domestic violence , women , domestic , violence , black , eyed , eye , eyes , black eye , black eyes , bitch , told , punched , hit , punch - Current Score: 113 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Punch her in the face. | |
Joke by Noit, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged dishwasher , misogyny - Current Score: 78 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called Wedding Cake. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged misogyny , wife , one liners - Current Score: 65 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What do you call a woman with one black eye? A fast learner. | |
Joke by bluedishwasher, in Sex and shit > Domestic Violence - Tagged woman , beaten , misogyny - Current Score: 63 - Added: 10 months ago
| How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged misogyny - Current Score: 46 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once! | |
Joke by mefjam, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged computer , woman , punch , misogyny - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job still sucks after 10 years | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged misogyny , wife - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Why are women's feet smaller than men's? So they can stand closer to the stove. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged misogyny - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights! | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged misogyny - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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