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Al Qaeda have just shot down one Air India and one Pakistan airliner.

The terrorists are believed to have used Sikh heating missiles.
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Joke by Dr. Evil, in Religion and racism > Sikh - Tagged sikh , missile , al quaed  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

How do you stop an Iranian scud missile launcher?

Cut the rubber band...
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Joke by Izuki, in Religion and racism > Iran - Tagged iran , paki , rubber band , scud , missile  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 days ago

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"Newcastle United have come up with a plan to ease their financial worries. They are going to get Joey Barton to warm up for half an hour and see how much money they opposition fans can throw at him."

Newcastle's next game is against West Brom. Do you REALLY think that anyone in Birmingham has any money?
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Joke by Denissuxx, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged northerners , liverpool , newcastle , scum , newcastle united , birmingham , poor , cheap , money , throwing , missile , football , soccer , joey barton  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 months ago

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